My dog pooped out a condom last night.
I know this isn’t exactly smut store-related but how funny, right?
I’ve never been more thankful for her loose digestive tract than at that moment on my neighbor’s lawn, fishing up a bright orange, latex turd. Had she a more discerning sphincter, we might have had to make a highly expensive, somewhat awkward emergency vet run.
Silly dog, condoms are for people.
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